With Apologies to FDR...
Yesterday, March 20th, 2015 -- a date which will live in infamy -- the Northeastern States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by Mother Nature and her cold and chilling winds.
New Hampshire was at peace with winter and, at the solicitation of spring, was still in conversation with the meteorologists, looking forward to bringing back baseball and warmer temperatures.
Indeed, one hour after spring supposedly sprung, air temperatures commenced diving into the twenties, and lower, throughout New England. With snow being dropped from above.
Mother nature delivered to our Department of Transportation a formal reply to a recent meteorological request. And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue to hope for warmer temperatures it contained no threat or hint of any precipitation in the form of snow.
It will be recorded that the difference between snow and rain, remains just a few degrees, so it is obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago.
During the intervening time, Mother Nature has deliberately sought to deceive New Hampshire citizens by false statements and expressions of hope for spring.
The attack yesterday on our State has caused severe damage to our spirits. I regret to tell you, that many New Hampshire families have
taken to cuddling under blankets in their homes, despairing the cruel lack of sunshine and warmer days.
As a Subaru dealership we have ordered that all our cars be prepared to take on any last minute challenges, Mother Nature might throw in our path, so that together we can win spring in our time!
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